this is just the wrongest thing ever.

this is just the wrongest thing ever.

ah! now i know what to do witha ll those damn asparagus from the csa!

ah! now i know what to do witha ll those damn asparagus from the csa!

hoping this bitch was dethorned

hoping this bitch was dethorned

asia…

asia…

for you, phallus.

for you, phallus.

i also LOVE anything involving poultry and porn.

i also LOVE anything involving poultry and porn.

I LOVE when guys put strange objects in their penises. 

I LOVE when guys put strange objects in their penises. 

wah

wah